Sherman Ave Eclipses One Million Views; Wins Pacemaker; Fucks Bitches
In an event that the journalism community has called an “eventuality” and “well-earned,” the critically-acclaimed publication Sherman Ave has eclipsed one million views and won its first National...
View ArticleSherman Ave presents: Block 9 Interviews
–Pip Sleazy, Scurvy Jacobson and Lady Keystone
View ArticleFamous Movie Quotes Spoken by Hodor from Game of Thrones
If you haven’t seen Game of Thrones or read A Song of Ice and Fire books THEN YOU FUCKING SHOULD BECAUSE GEORGE R. R. MARTIN WENT TO NORTHWESTERN FOR 5 YEARS, HE WAS A MEDILLDO AND HE TRAVERSED THE...
View ArticleReality vs Expectations: the College Classroom Edition
Either I’m really bad at taking notes or these exams are vastly more complicated than what we’re taught in lecture. Statistics Lecture: 1+2 =3 Exam: Solve for cancer Art Lecture: Humans have created...
View ArticleFreshman Realizes Deep Hatred of Roommate
Evanston, Il.- Upon listening to his roommate loudly Skype with his best friend at Cornell for two hours while he was trying to study, Weinberg Freshman Mark Ellis discovered that he actually never...
View ArticleCrazed Murderer Relieved That You Didn’t Check Behind Shower Curtain
After a recent trip to the bathroom where you neglected to check behind the shower curtains because for once you decided not to let paranoia control you, the crazed murderer who has spent hours hiding...
View ArticleLOOK AT THIS SEXY NEW WEBSITE THAT WE HAVE
Dear reader, What’s up. We’re assuming that, because you probably have eyes and can see things, that you have noticed that Sherman Ave looks slightly very mind-fuckingly different. Where’s the big...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence and 6 Other Celebrities Topless
1. Jennifer Lawrence 2. Beyoncé 3. Selena Gomez 4. Emma Watson 5. Emma Stone 6. Ellen Degeneres 7. Mila Kunis Contributing: Smangston Hughes
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